He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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