forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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