im gay
i know
yea but for you.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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