Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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