So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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