how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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