so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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