It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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