epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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