I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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