I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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