Plan B is the new Plan A
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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