her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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