the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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