Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The best revenge is premature balding
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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