i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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