I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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