Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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