I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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