I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
is wine microwaveable?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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