Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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