am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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