butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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