CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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