I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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