I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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