seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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