Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's never too late to be topless.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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