So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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