i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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