Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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