Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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