Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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