Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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