gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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