Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
wow bdsm is so cute
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