Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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