Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
no you cant smoke seaweed
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i think i just lost a toe
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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