He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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