She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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