someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
soo... how was my night?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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