You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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