You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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