I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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