Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
