so explain again why im purple
no
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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