he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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