Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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