Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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