Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
